Thursday, April 7, 2011


As a man of muscle, I find myself being compared to Mike Haggar, of Final Fight fame. What's this Final Fight, you may hear yourself asking if you've never played a video game console machine in your life? Well he be the biggest, roughest, rootin-tootinest, slab of muscle of a man that will have ever existed in the realm of the video game. If you need further illustration as to who this Greek god of video gaming is, prepare to wet thine pants in sheer amazement:

Now sure, I don't have a mustache or wear a belt like a fool. Nor am I a mayor who takes his damn shirt off and fights thugs to the center of the city in order to save his daughter. But I do have an expansive chest and shoulders a good set of abs. And I have set of nice slacks and shoes I can fight in. Though I still find myself unable to take my shirt off in a public place. I don't think I will ever be big enough or cut enough to be fine with that. Oh hell, who am I kidding? I will never be this cool. Also, I do not believe I have ever played Final Fight as any one but Hagger. There is simply no need to.


  1. Agree on the last comment there, no one else mattered! And you will get there with the other stuff just give it some time.

  2. This game had a cornucopia of things that make is such a memorable experience. Between big 'ole Hagger and some truly ridiculous looking thugs, I am placing this on my favorite games of all time list. Also, the ludicrous dubbing of "Oh my car!" out of that guy after you wreck his car, WITH YOUR FISTS!, is among my favorite video game moments. The end boss that started out in a wheelchair was quite awesome too. Guess I should do a bit of a rundown of my favorite games. That would be a refreshing change from the blog I used to do.